又到了     
            1年1度的11.11光棍节              
            我们特意采访了     
            身边的某位单身女青年     
            以示关心              
            没想到     
            竟然得到了这样的答案              
                            

            Q 上一次恋爱是在什么时候？        

            小学              
                      
            Q 然后就一直单身到现在？     
           是的。我还在等他。     
                                  
     开个玩笑     
      Q 这些年单身生活状态如何？        
     挺好的              
                                                                                              
            Q 讲真的，为何单身？        
            因为
                                                                        
            Q 。。。能说实话么？        
            好的     
                                        
            Q 是不是你自己要求太高了？        
            一开始要求确实挺高的     
            想找一个     
                                                                                                                        
            Q 你这样能找到吗？        
            当然不能。     
            所以后来，我的要求就一个：     
                                      
            Q 那为什么还是单身？                          
             累了，不想找了              
                   
         Q 怎么想开的？              
                                                                      
            顿时觉得              
                      
            Q 真的想开了么？        
            也有想不开的时候     
            比如              
                                                                                      
            当什么事儿     
            都是一个人做时              
                                                                                            
            Q 什么是最让你想不开的？        
            最让我想不开的     
            是三姑六婆们的想不开     
                                 
            一张嘴可会逼逼了        
                                                                                               
            Q 那你动摇了吗？              
            不动摇              
                                                                  
            Q 好！！！为你拍手叫好！     
            还有什么想说的吗？              
            有。     
              
            小学时的那个男生，     
            如果想对我负责了，     
            请联系我，     
            我的电话是xxxxxx...              
                            
            这就是这一届     
            矛盾的单身青年们              
            一边痛快地享受单身     
            一边恨不得马上结婚              
            呵呵              
            ...              
                           
            最后，想代表广大单身青年     
            对一起参与节日狂欢的情侣     
            表示一下祝福